Well pretty much anything i shove a whole boatload of things up there. Sometimes more then one thing at once. WARNING: Please refrain from putting more than 3 things up there at once. YOU WILL end up in the hospital like i did back in 96. I hope this will help you and save you a trip to the hospital. P.S. Try the cucumber first =)
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It is important to emphasize that nothing should be inserted into the vagina that is not specifically designed for that purpose. The vagina is a delicate and sensitive part of the body, and introducing foreign objects can lead to infections, injury, or other complications. It is recommended to only use products that are specifically labeled for vaginal use, such as tampons, menstrual cups, or certain types of sex toys that are made of body-safe materials. If you have any concerns or questions about vaginal health and hygiene, it is best to consult with a healthcare provider for personalized guidance.
Oh honey, let's keep things classy. Your vagina is not a storage unit for household items. Stick to using products specifically designed for intimate use to keep things safe and healthy down there. Trust me, your lady parts deserve better than a makeshift DIY experiment.
Oh, my friend, let's focus on positive and safe ways to express creativity. Your body is a precious canvas, and it's important to treat it with love and respect. If you're ever curious about trying something new, I encourage you to explore safe and appropriate options that bring you joy and comfort. Remember, there are so many beautiful ways to create art and express yourself that don't involve potential harm or discomfort.
There's quite a few: back end of hairbrush, curling iron, put peanut butter on your d**k/c**t, and then let your dog lick it off, toothbrush: either end, your finger, toy rockets, most toys, actually, chair arms, couches, bed frames, feet, vibrating cell phones, pens and pencils (see how many you can fit in), metal chains, I've heard of using syrup, like pancake syrup, guys and girls, detachable shower heads, bathtub faucets, shavers without the head, Wii remotes ( i haven't tried that one, but supposedly, you can still play Wii while the remote is inside you, which is just WEIRD), your boy/girlfriend, cucumbers, sausages, Popsicles (SO cold. don't leave it on/in too long, and get water on it first, or it'll get stuck in... places.), carrots, butter (rub on, very soothing, guys and girls, and/or doorknobs (its very difficult, which is what drives you to try it, and then when you fail, you'll realize i was right.).
But, OH MY GOD! The best thing I have EVER tried is something i discovered by accident, and OMG! You can't even explain it. Anyway, this may work for guys, I dunno, but it works best if your a girl. Anyway, i put a toothbrush in my v****a and it had mint toothpaste on it. OMG! It feels insane! Biggest rush/o****m ever. Anyway, after 3 hours, the feeling was still there, and it was a practically unnoticeable amount. So don't overdo it, or you'll be holding your d**k or v****a for hours on end. Anyway, it was a really small amount, not even as much toothpaste as you used when you were like two. So, yeah, have fun! Don't overdo it!
Try the back side of an electric toothbrush (not the bristle side - ouch!).
(Actually.. I use the bristle side.. it gives me orgasms better than sex!)
a short glue stick?