Good comebacks when some says you have a mustache?

Answer 1

"ya im trying to look like your mom! oops!"

Answer 2

Last time I checked your hairline had one too oop I forgot you don't have one

Answer 3

my mustache is fixable, unlike you, even if I had a bad mustache it wouldn't bring me to the level of ugliness you're on.

Answer 4

At least it looks good on me, unlike you, your moustache looks awful on you.

Answer 5

For girls

Well at least I can grow a mustache

Answer 6

at least i have one unlike u

Answer 7

at least i have one.

Answer 8

say, and you dont

Answer 9

For Girls

Well at least i can grow a mustache

Answer 10

I know i don't like it too