When a guy tells you your chest is flat simply tell him his dick is small. Another good comeback would be Òmost guys have a bulge in their trousers, where is yours?Ó
I know you are but what am I.
"If it exploded, how am I talking to you?"
There are no good comebacks for ex's.
Just say thank you for the compliment.
"It cant be bigger than your ego."
At least my head anit square like yours!
a good comeback would be " look who is talking" "there's a mirror hun, woops! it broke!!" "haha i wouldn't be talking if i were you."
"This is an A-B conversation, so C your way out." "What did you have for breakfast? Annoying Flakes?" "Who [urinated] in your Corn Flakes?
Like if someone says '' your stupid'' say i know you are or thanks im glad you notice''
if somebody says f you just say "maybe later" or something like that
Don't worry, the feeling is mutual!
There is nothing, because you shouldn't be a druggie.