go take a nice, long dump :)
Lawson Butt's birth name is Wilfred Lawson Butt.
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mabey its be cause your butt hass alot of unused fat
Your butt hurts.
An embarassed kid writing this: OK. So. You'll probably know you gotta go after not going for a few days. This might get uncomfortable. You may feel your tummy hurting every now and then. That will turn into cramps, because the main thing is about to happen. Now. There will be gas, and a certain something pressing against your bum, making it hard to hold it. The cramps will get stronger, making you clench and try to walk it off. In most awkward conditions, you may double over, accessing the predicament. No concentration other than on the main event. That's when you know - it's finally time to go.
yes yes you can
The father hurts his butt during the game of pretend pig hunt.
use Vaseline
It only hurts because you've been sitting on it too long.
go take a nice, long dump :)
you have messed up poo
I have a pain in my right butt an my right leg by my calf when i get the pain in my butt my leg hurts at the same time
it means you have farted too mutch
I think it doesn't hurt.
your butt hurts after a split because you are stretching the muscles, you also stretch the muscles in your hips so soon you will find your butt more plump and perky:)