it is seeing itself and thinks it is another bird it poops allover your car while it is doing this.
It isn't lucky to have bird poop on you.
Your bird will get fatter and take ginormous poops!
It inevitably rains on days when we are off work. Whenever you wash your car, a bird inevitably poops on the finish.
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A fat bird that poops alot
The superstition is that if a bird poops on you a loved one that had passed is upset with you.
nothing, that the bird died?
In some cultures, it is considered a sign of good luck when a bird poops on you. However, it is also important to wash the affected area thoroughly to avoid any potential health risks.
he eats his bird seed and then poops
I can state truthfully that this is so. I know. A bird crapped on me, and I turned into a zombie. It's not fun...
poops in his pants