Being gay is not an insult. If someone calls you gay, you can either say thank you, or "at least I'm not a homophobe" (someone who hates or fears gay people).
Just say thank you for the compliment.
a good comeback would be " look who is talking" "there's a mirror hun, woops! it broke!!" "haha i wouldn't be talking if i were you."
you could say at least I'm not conceited (conceited means in love with yourself) i would know this because I am super great at comebacks
At least my head anit square like yours!
Like if someone says '' your stupid'' say i know you are or thanks im glad you notice''
"This is an A-B conversation, so C your way out." "What did you have for breakfast? Annoying Flakes?" "Who [urinated] in your Corn Flakes?
if somebody says f you just say "maybe later" or something like that
A good classy comeback for a girl is "that is why there is only one me".
Says the murderer....
One clever comeback to use when someone calls you the wrong name is to playfully respond with, "Close, but no cigar! My name is actually insert correct name." Another option is to say, "I must have a doppelganger out there with that name, but I'm insert correct name." These responses can help correct the mistake in a lighthearted way.
There are several books you can purchase either in Barnes and Noble or via the web for funny comebacks. A site called silentreed in hubpages has some realy good ones.
When a guy tells you your chest is flat simply tell him his dick is small. Another good comeback would be Òmost guys have a bulge in their trousers, where is yours?Ó