How can you sex a girl?

Answer 1

I am a 43 year old IT manager from Stockport, and I think I speak fairly when I say I've had my fair share of young ladies. In my experience the steps to take are as follows:

1) Take the girl in question out for a nice meal.

2) Over the soup course say to her "Do you want a slurp on that" Girls like a man who can make them laugh.

3) Suggest a phallic main course for the young lady. It might give you an idea of her technique. Girls like a man who's observant.

4) Treat her mean, keep her keen. Give her the bill! Don't worry with coffees, there'll be plenty of after eights at your pad!

5) Take the lady back to your's and excuse yourself to go to the toilet.

6) Strip off and cover yourself in whipped cream. Girls like spontaneity.

7) Stick a finger up her arse. She'll think you're a pro!

8) Upon inserting your penis into her, finish as quickly as possible. Girls like a man with good time management.

9) Boot her out. She'll be back.

Hope this helps!