What is the 27 dresses version of bennie and the jets?

Answer 1

Real lyrics: http://www.eltonography.com/songs/bennie_and_the_jets.html

27 dresses version: Kevin:

Hey, kids shake it loose-- a lemon

Gotta make a feather

Jane:

Those are not the words.

Kevin:

Those are exactly the words.

Sorry, lyric police. What are the words?

Jane:

You're gonna heara handsome music

So the walrus sounds

Kevin:

Walrus sounds

Jane:

Say, Penny's no longer in a cement jet

You're scaring me.

Ooh, but you're so laced down

Both:

Buh, buh, buh, buh Bennie and the Jets

Kevin:

Oo, in the wind and the waterfall

Oh, baby, she's a revocaine

Jane:

She's got electric boobs

Kevin:

Boobs?

Jane:

And mohair shoes

Both:

You know I read it in a magazine (then the lyrics are correct/the same... they only do more choruses in the movie)