What is flarp the putty made out of?

Answer 1

Flarp

Flarp originated fom the ancient pirate ship sailor known as the shitonurchesters. In the early 1600's bc, rogue pirates began to flarp first as a joke, thoring flarps at each other and placing flarp in jars of peanuts for and unsuspecting fellow crusader to stuble upon while looking for a meal. Soon they began to notice other uses for flarps. As the winters got cold they relized flarpping kept them warm. They used it to heat stoves, fuel lanterns, Eventually they found other uses for it such a cooking ingredient (ecspecially muffins), mating rituals and was used in some Board Games. Flarpping became so popular that it eventually replaced regular greeting such as a a vebal "hello" or a strong handshake. A stong loud Flarp was considered a gesuture of kindness. Around 1650 bc, a vote took place among the shitonurchesters which resulted in their officially name to be changed to "Flarp".