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Flarp
Flarp originated fom the ancient pirate ship sailor known as the shitonurchesters. In the early 1600's bc, rogue pirates began to flarp first as a joke, thoring flarps at each other and placing flarp in jars of peanuts for and unsuspecting fellow crusader to stuble upon while looking for a meal. Soon they began to notice other uses for flarps. As the winters got cold they relized flarpping kept them warm. They used it to heat stoves, fuel lanterns, Eventually they found other uses for it such a cooking ingredient (ecspecially muffins), mating rituals and was used in some Board Games. Flarpping became so popular that it eventually replaced regular greeting such as a a vebal "hello" or a strong handshake. A stong loud Flarp was considered a gesuture of kindness. Around 1650 bc, a vote took place among the shitonurchesters which resulted in their officially name to be changed to "Flarp".
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Can flarp putty dry out?
Yes, my did yesterday. Gross. Mine was green.
Who is flarp and malark?
flarp and malark are awesome! :)
Who are Flarp and Malark dating?
Im not sure if Flarp is dating anyone right now, I think shes single, but Malark is dating Nick Jonas.
Who are Malark and Flarp?
Flarp and Malark is this new band, but most people know them because Malark is dating Nick Jonas. I love their music, they are really good.
How Has silly putty impacted society in a negative way?
The silly putty has a disease that can put people in the hospital and may cause eye damage
How do i get flarp putty out of hair?
Straight vinegar!
Can flarp putty dry out?
Yes, my did yesterday. Gross. Mine was green.
Is flarp noise putty toxic?
No. According to the manufacturer, it is safe and non-toxic.
What do you do if your dog ate flarp putty?
Poke its stomach and see if it makes that fart noise.
What do you do if your child ate flarp putty?
My child once ate flarp and it was a horrible thing. She was 3 years old and her 8 year old sister gave it to her. Of course Brittany didn't know that Sarah was going to eat it. Once she did my husband found her on the floor passed out. I called 911 and it turns out that flap was stuck in her throut. Flarp noise putty is a deadly and evil thing. Don't ever buy it for your child. My little gurl Sarah was a victum of this farting putty.
What to do when flarp putty gets slimy?
oh i would deffinetly throw it out or as a little flour i guess cause flower is what u use to make glu...
Who is flarp and malark?
flarp and malark are awesome! :)
Is flarp noise putty toxic if licked?
Boric acid can be toxic to children if licked or swallowed, children are more sensitive to it more than adults. If your dog swallowed it it wouldnt really do that much.
Is Flarp poisonous to dogs?
flarp is very poisinous to humans and dogs
What will happen if you eat flarp putty?
Well which retard would eat noise putty anyway i mean like it says on the label DO NOT EAT this material if you don't see it read the ingredients it says harmful chemicals and other stuff so please it is gross its smells like ewww dont eat it it will make you throw up and make you sick so please UNDERSTAND DO NOT EAT NOISE PUTTY
What is the mass of silly putty?
Silly putty was made for rubber in world war 1. They made it by acident too.
How does flarp work?
yes!!
