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Opening Lyrics

Stick a pony in me pocket
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
Cause if you want the best 'uns
And you don't ask questions
Then brother I'm your man

Where it all comes from
Is a mystery
It's like the changing of the seasons
And the tides of the sea
But heres the one thats driving me berserk
Why do only fools and horses work
La la lala - la la la la la (etc)



Closing Lyrics

We've got some half priced cracked ice
And miles and miles of carpet tiles
TV's, deep freeze and David Bowie LP's
Pool games, gold chains, wosnames
And at a push
Some Trevor Francis track-suites
From a mush in Shepherds Bush, Bush, Bush,
Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush

No income tax, no VAT
No money back, no guarantee
Black or white, rich or broke
We'll cut prices at a stroke

God bless Hooky Street
Viva Hooky Street
Long live Hooky Street
C'est magnifique Hooky Street
Magnifique Hooky Street

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Who sang god bless hooky street from only fools and horses?

ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES Theme from the BBC TV Series "Only Fools And Horses" Written & Performed by John Sullivan - 1981


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Only Fools and Horses had two distinct theme songs. The original theme song called "Only Fools and Horses" was used for the first two series and then replaced by "Hooky Street" for the remainder of the show's run.


What is Only Fools and Horses named after?

It comes from the phrase "Why do only fools and horses work?"


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Why did they call the TVs show only fools and horses?

The writer, John Sullivan, was going to call it Readies.


Why do only fools and horses work?

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Will there be any more only fools and horses episodes?

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Only fools and horses on itv?

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Was ian towning in Only fools and horses?

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The approximate cost of the Only Fools and Horses complete box set is around ninety dollars. Some sites, such as amazon or ebay, may have the Only Fools and Horses box set for cheaper.


Who sings only fools and horses?

The creator of the show John Sullivan sang both the opening & closing theme. He wanted Chas & Dave to do it but they were busy. Chas & Dave sang the closing theme on 'The Jolly Boys Outing' special.


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Triggers real name in Only Fools and Horses was Colin Ball.