ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES
Theme from the BBC TV Series "Only Fools And Horses"
Written & Performed by John Sullivan - 1981
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Opening LyricsStick a pony in me pocketI'll fetch the suitcase from the vanCause if you want the best 'unsAnd you don't ask questionsThen brother I'm your manWhere it all comes fromIs a mysteryIt's like the changing of the seasonsAnd the tides of the seaBut heres the one thats driving me berserkWhy do only fools and horses workLa la lala - la la la la la (etc)Closing LyricsWe've got some half priced cracked iceAnd miles and miles of carpet tilesTV's, deep freeze and David Bowie LP'sPool games, gold chains, wosnamesAnd at a pushSome Trevor Francis track-suitesFrom a mush in Shepherds Bush, Bush, Bush,Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, BushNo income tax, no VATNo money back, no guaranteeBlack or white, rich or brokeWe'll cut prices at a strokeGod bless Hooky StreetViva Hooky StreetLong live Hooky StreetC'est magnifique Hooky StreetMagnifique Hooky Street
The cast of Hooky Spooky - 1957 includes: Cecil Roy as Casper
The cast of Making Hooky - 2004 includes: Vance Bonner as Girl giving directions on ferry Fernando Madrid as Boy playing hooky Orlando Vasquez as Brother of boy playing hooky
Catchy, Hooky, "Stuck in your head" or sometimes tasty.