What are some good comebacks?

Answer 1

When your friend/random person says something, say the thing they said, but add 'your face'.

Example:

Your friend: You're so annoying!

You: Your face is annoying!

See? You can have a great comeback every time, and throw their insults right back at them!

Your welcome. :P xD

Answer 2

OK, so here are some great come backs if your friend(s) are bugging you:

ps. the bold text is what you would say.

"your so dumb and ugly!"

"You can put on as much make up on as you want, but all of it will NEVER hide all of your stupidity"

"you are annoying."

"right back at ya!"

"hey you are stupid and ugly!"

"to be honest, i think you were born on a highway, because that is where most accidents happen."

"No! i am always right!"

"i would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong."

here are some ways to break up with your girlfriend or boyfriend without even saying it, believe me, they will get it!

GIRL OR BOYFRIEND ASKS: how much do you love me?

YOU SAY: look up at the sky and count the stars, that's how much i love you.

GIRL OR BOYFRIEND SAYS: but it is morning.

YOU SAY: exactly.

please note: always use this at morning, or else they will think that you love them.

YOU SAY: hey, do you wan to here a magic trick?

THEY SAY: sure.

YOU SAY: POOF! your single.

to be honest, those are mean ones

thanks for reading these mean comebacks lol!!

Answer 3

that:s what your mother said

only if you kiss my butt first

I disagree. I strongly disagree.

that`s absurd!

Can you explain that in greater detail while I take a short nap?

Hang on for a second while I talk to someone more interesting.

Have at thee, ye scurvy scallawag!

If someone calls you something disagreeable, believing that the insult will stop you cold: shrug, and say casually, maybe even with a grin or smirk, "I've been called a lot worse by better people than you..."

You know what? your face reminds me of my nans butt. old and saggy!

go f*ck a duck.

i had a dream about you last night yeah, you died.

mirrors dont talk but lucky for you they dont laugh.

god made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes.

Answer 4

is someone says "shut up" to u then say 'i don't shut up i grow and when i look at you i throw up' kinda old but it stuns them to silence so it rules lol!!!!

Answer 5

the best comeback is when dx return in 2009

Answer 6

The New York Jets against the Houston Texans in 2010. What a game!!!!!

Answer 7

Your face; your mom; like you; i know you are but what am i?

Answer 8

I've been called worse by better.