You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
My tooth might be crooked but I can get that fixed but you can't get face and nose fixed
The poem Song of the Whale depicts the poignant emotions of a whale. The whale mourns for the death of its already dead kin and the remaining whales that will be killed by human beings for its fat. This is used to make lipsticks, soaps and shoe polish. Throughout the poem, the poet repeatedly states that he sympathizes with the whale. He goes on to compare the huge size of a whale with that of a mountain. The poet also highlights that human beings tend to forget that whales play a key role in contributing to the food chain.
HI, I used this one...."I try to take it easy on you because of you almost dying as a baby....You had breathing problems and no one could figure out why....then the doctor discovered that mom had put your diaper on the wrong end." Hope this helps.
she was acussed of being a witch
Not all women are good mothers. Being a working woman doesn't affect how good a mother one is.
Sarah good & Sarah osbourne
There are no good comebacks for ex's.
Says the murderer....
There are several books you can purchase either in Barnes and Noble or via the web for funny comebacks. A site called silentreed in hubpages has some realy good ones.
Your so dark, nobody can see you at midnight Or Well Your mom/dad loves how pale I am. Even ask her/him! She/he even said so last night!
I know you are but what am I.
Don't worry, the feeling is mutual!
There is nothing, because you shouldn't be a druggie.
A good classy comeback for a girl is "that is why there is only one me".
Well, it depends on the type of teasing. If it's something that really does hurt you, no comebacks are necessary.
"If it exploded, how am I talking to you?"
Just say thank you for the compliment.
"It cant be bigger than your ego."