What are some good comebacks to being called a whale?

Answer 1

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

Answer 2

Oh, dude, being called a whale? That's rough. You could hit 'em back with something like, "Well, at least I'm not a shrimp like you." Or maybe just go with a classic eye-roll and a "Thanks for stating the obvious, Captain Obvious." But hey, remember, whales are majestic creatures, so maybe just embrace the marine life vibes and swim away from the negativity.

Answer 3

Honey, if someone calls you a whale, just tell them "at least whales are majestic creatures who are adored by many, unlike you." Or hit them with "well, I may be a whale, but at least I'm not a bottom-feeder like you." And if all else fails, just smile and say "thanks for noticing, I've been working on my beach body."

Answer 4

Oh, it sounds like someone said something that hurt your feelings. Remember, words can be like clouds passing by - they don't define who you are. You could respond with kindness and say something like, "I may be big like a whale, but my heart is even bigger with kindness and love." Just keep spreading positivity like the sun spreading warmth, and those words won't have any power over you.

Answer 5

My tooth might be crooked but I can get that fixed but you can't get face and nose fixed