Why is everyone's Facebook status Redbull?

Answer 1

Recently, Facebookers have been using different drinks in their status as "code" for their relationship status. Here's what they mean:

Red Bull: I'm a woman in a relationship

champagne: I'm an engaged woman

vodka: I'm engaged, but yeah, I'll probably do you once I'm wasted

beer: I'm a married woman

sprite: I'm a woman who can't seem to find the right man

moonshine: I'm a woman who once had sex with a bear because initially I thought he was a very muscular man with a very unfortunate glandular disorder

maple syrup:and I'd do it again in a second!

whiskey: I'm a single woman with friends who won't stop partying

vermouth: I'm a woman who parties so hard that I once miscarried and the fetus that came out was holding a beer bong

liquor: I'm a woman who wishes she was single

spirits: I'm a woman who wishes she was dead

gin: I'm a woman who wants to get married

bourbon: Please don't touch me. I am married to the sea

tequila: I'm a single woman

mescal: My friends think I'm a single woman, but I'm actually a large stack of box turtles in an ingenious disguise

cough syrup:and all the turtles that I am are already engaged

rum: I'm a "touch-and-go" woman

cocktails: I'm a woman who's never looked at my genitals because it's dirty "down there"