dont be insulted by the word gay. Its only an insult if you think that way of gay people. Gay people arent necessarily weak or perverts or violent or anything. They have the same potential for anything that a straight person does.
And if you ignore that fact and choose to remain ignorant, say "Looks like someone has Gay-dar!" in a stereotypical gay-guy accent
"I know you are, but what am I?"
just say Haters like you just Hate because you are not doing as well as me
a good comeback would be " look who is talking" "there's a mirror hun, woops! it broke!!" "haha i wouldn't be talking if i were you."
If someone calls you fat, a good comeback is 'I may be fat, but you're ugly, at least I can diet!' though, the best comebacks are said in your head. If you say it in ur head, u get the satisfaction of knowing more than the bully and will normally smile. Bully's hate that and after a while will probably get bored and stop.
This does not need a comeback. This is technically a compliment from someone, so stop taking everything so literally.
tell them i know you are but what am i and keep doing that until he gos away
Say "that person must be very pretty then"
my pleasure(if you like them or something)
a good comeback to that is you wish.
A good comeback could be: So ? Or : And your point is ?...
Yo' mama! Is a good comeback
That was a pretty good one, for anidiot (or half-ass)