This does not need a comeback. This is technically a compliment from someone, so stop taking everything so literally.
Tell them they are a Pom.
Honey, you'll look better with bowlegged legs in skinny jeans than with normal legs!
The Dutch duo Mouth & MacNeal
a good comeback to that is you wish.
A good comeback could be: So ? Or : And your point is ?...
Yo' mama! Is a good comeback
That was a pretty good one, for anidiot (or half-ass)
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depends on how you use it no way in 10000000 years it is a good general comeback is SAYS YOU your face makes me wanna barf
Comeback: What were you looking in the mirror when you said that?
There's only one way without surgery. Eat less, move more.
First of all, why would you want to get fatter? People wont joke you for being skinny. If they do then they are propably fat and jealous of how good you look! If you still dont want to be too skinny you can go to a gym and work out! If youre a boy that will really help. If youre a girl it dosent matter. No one will ever make fun of you for being skinny. Dont worry! Be happy!