Tell them they are a Pom.
Honey, you'll look better with bowlegged legs in skinny jeans than with normal legs!
The Dutch duo Mouth & MacNeal
a good comeback to that is you wish.
A good comeback could be: So ? Or : And your point is ?...
Yo' mama! Is a good comeback
That was a pretty good one, for anidiot (or half-ass)
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depends on how you use it no way in 10000000 years it is a good general comeback is SAYS YOU your face makes me wanna barf
Comeback: What were you looking in the mirror when you said that?
There's only one way without surgery. Eat less, move more.
ignore the person then do it later