No I'm not gotta think outside of the box dude
Another answer:
Try saying, "If you think that now, How about a date and you'll see what I am really like."
dont be insulted by the word gay. Its only an insult if you think that way of gay people. Gay people arent necessarily weak or perverts or violent or anything. They have the same potential for anything that a straight person does.
And if you ignore that fact and choose to remain ignorant, say "Looks like someone has Gay-dar!" in a stereotypical gay-guy accent
"Sexuality is not an insult. Being a lesbian is not negative or derogatory. Thank you for the compliment."
How do you know? Did you spend the night with me?
"But I'd turn straight for you!"
(It's not true, of course. You can't turn straight, or turn gay. But it might help with your girl.)
Since they are probably insulting you, you could ignore them, or say "Don't display your ignorance."
Your double gay
That's what your boyfriend said
That's what I said to your boyfriend and he hit me with his purse
donkey style
"I know you are, but what am I?"
tell them i know you are but what am i and keep doing that until he gos away
just say Haters like you just Hate because you are not doing as well as me
a good comeback would be " look who is talking" "there's a mirror hun, woops! it broke!!" "haha i wouldn't be talking if i were you."
Thank you. I like being smart because i have a brain. Get one! OR At least i have a brain because you be gettin jealous! You called the brain store and the brain rejected you
If someone calls you fat, a good comeback is 'I may be fat, but you're ugly, at least I can diet!' though, the best comebacks are said in your head. If you say it in ur head, u get the satisfaction of knowing more than the bully and will normally smile. Bully's hate that and after a while will probably get bored and stop.
This does not need a comeback. This is technically a compliment from someone, so stop taking everything so literally.
Say "that person must be very pretty then"
my pleasure(if you like them or something)
a good comeback to that is you wish.
A good comeback could be: So ? Or : And your point is ?...
Yo' mama! Is a good comeback