It's a good thing. It means you have a nice, athletic ass that doesn't sag or look gross.
my girlfriends tight ass my girlfriends tight ass
It means he thinks you're stupid.
he likes it dont worry
too bad
Meaning they are as good as dead.
sounds like she wants you
It means that he's an ass and in my experience he was also abusive... Run run quick...
"Ass" means "donkey". "To make an ass of someone" is a common phrase which means to make them look stupid like a donkey. What Bottom doesn't know, but what the audience can easily see, is that Puck has magically changed his head into the head of a donkey and so has literally made an ass of him.
"Tapping an ass" is a slang term that typically refers to having sexual intercourse with someone. It is considered a crude and disrespectful way to talk about sex.
This is a slang term that means you strongly disagree with what someone said. For example, if someone told me that I was ugly, I might respond by saying Kiss my butt (or ass)!!
It's good. He is referring to the muscles. They're tight, not flabby. "Tight" is also a slang word for "cool". Either way, it's a compliment.