yo mama so fat that i have to take two planes and a boat just to get to her good side.
Yo momma so fat when she stands on the weighing scale you can see your phone number.
yo mama so fat when she went to jail people asked her what she in for she in for she said breakfast
Jokes yes, good jokes no!. you are stupid and need a life. you are asking if there are good jokes about pi? wtf Your momma is so fat, when i said what's pi? she said wheres the pie? haha -_-
your mamas so fat king kong yelled" GODZILLA!"
yo moma is so fat that she has to deep fry your dad's penis before she can suck it
Two good jokes for a teeenager would be something like... 1. Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? answer:He already tried. 2. Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the rainbow, she made skittles.
That man is so fat, he makes footprints in concrete you are so fat you got baptized at sea world that man is so fat, on his scales it said 'to be continued' that woman is so fat, she bleeds strawberry sauce that man is so fat, people jog round him for exercise that woman s so fat , her belly button makes an echo that man is so fat, his cereal come with a lifeguard. i hope there are enough jokes here!
You're so fat you're on both sides of the family. You're so fat that I can out of petrol driving round you. HHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. you're so fat your blood type is o-reo you're so fat you have to iron your clothes on the freeway you're so fat they had to baptise you at sea world you're so fat you have to play pool with the planets you're so fat your name is MATT MCCANN
Some sites are listed below the answer, and they have jokes such as: Yo mama's so fat, that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
Your mamma so fat jokes. i hate those jokes their alfull and they make no sence.
Here's a Harry Potter related one: Your momma's so fat her patronus is a cake!