yo moma is so fat that she has to deep fry your dad's penis before she can suck it
yo moma so poor people break into her house and leave her money yo moma so fat when she steps on her scales it says to be continued
your mamas so fat king kong yelled" GODZILLA!"
yo mama so fat that i have to take two planes and a boat just to get to her good side.
There are so many your momma jokes, its hard to pick just a few. Here are some I thought were good: Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound! Your mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower Yo mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost.
yo mama so fat she uses a rolled up mattress as a tampon.
yo moma so poor people break into her house and leave her money yo moma so fat when she steps on her scales it says to be continued
yo mama so fat when she went to jail people asked her what she in for she in for she said breakfast
Yo moma so fat that she counts as a multikill on COD. Your mama so fat when she go swimming at the beach people discover a new island!
You'r so fat you fell in love and broke it!
here is one... your moma so skinny she couldn't have you
Jokes yes, good jokes no!. you are stupid and need a life. you are asking if there are good jokes about pi? wtf Your momma is so fat, when i said what's pi? she said wheres the pie? haha -_-
your mamas so fat king kong yelled" GODZILLA!"
yo moma is so fat she is crying fat
Because your moma's so fat
That man is so fat, he makes footprints in concrete you are so fat you got baptized at sea world that man is so fat, on his scales it said 'to be continued' that woman is so fat, she bleeds strawberry sauce that man is so fat, people jog round him for exercise that woman s so fat , her belly button makes an echo that man is so fat, his cereal come with a lifeguard. i hope there are enough jokes here!
yo mama so fat that i have to take two planes and a boat just to get to her good side.
You're so fat you're on both sides of the family. You're so fat that I can out of petrol driving round you. HHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. you're so fat your blood type is o-reo you're so fat you have to iron your clothes on the freeway you're so fat they had to baptise you at sea world you're so fat you have to play pool with the planets you're so fat your name is MATT MCCANN