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You /or/ her can say:
'Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again'
'I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.'
'I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.'

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

At the end, always say:
'If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional.'

Mutter:
100,000 sperm to choose from, and you were the fastest.

Stop insulting yourself, really, it's not going to help your already plummeting, witty self esteem.

She can say:
I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're stringing words into sentences now.
(lf the offender is female)Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my as s.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

"We are so alike in some ways, aren't we?" (This is particularly effective if someone has made an insulting remark about your weight.).

At the end, say '"By the way, I've heard of a program for people like you. It's called Effective Communication

Skills."'

"You know i would slap you but i dont wanna make your face look any better"

If a guy says something mean about your face then reply with.. You know i feel sorry for you, what are you gonna do for a face when King Kong asks for his as s back (Remember say it with sympithy and concern)

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