How do you close a you tube account forever?

Answer 1

The only way to kill a YouTube account is to kill the creator of youtube itself. His name is Will Reynolds, and he lives at 7174 Gracely Way, Beverly Hills, CA 90210. He's very sly, do not let his cunning and intelligence trick you into entering his basement for some Ice Wine. There's none down there, just some chains hanging from the wall, and mice scurrying through the hay that laminates the cold stone cellar floor.

Once you have him in your clutches, say his name four times (you only need to say it three times, but the last repetition is just for good luck). Next, call Elijah Reynolds, Will's father, and say that his son was using curse words in front of a lady. Your work is done.