No, Santa is a real person that gives you presents
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Put less stress on it. I also heard about something with cola and acid, but i doubt that's true.
Obviously if Santa doesn't exist, he doesn't have or need any keys. You have to make up your own mind on that. In the legend of Santa Claus, I would still say that he doesn't need a magic key; he supposedly enters people's houses by way of the chimney, and chimneys are not locked, and therefore do not need keys. For the houses and apartments that do not have chimneys, Santa definitely would possess magical methods of entering.
As Santa Claus is a fictional character, the concept of him going to the toilet while delivering presents is not addressed in traditional folklore or stories. The portrayal of Santa Claus varies in different cultures and media, but generally, his magical abilities and focus on delivering gifts to children take precedence over mundane bodily functions. Ultimately, the idea of Santa using the toilet is not a common or traditional aspect of his character.
Santa is magic! Santa is very, very tubby - its all those mince pies people feed him and even if you do have a chimney he could never fit down it without magic, Think about it, if he did not have magic he would always be covered in soot! So you see Santa can make himself very small to fit through chimneys and if you haven't one he will find a crack under the door or an air vent to get in to leave you your presents so don't worry. Merry Christmas - Ho Ho Ho.
Okay, so this is how it happened. Santa was walking along up in the north pole all lost and alone and stuff. He walked up on this village where there were all of these tiny people. They were cold and hungry and had no toys for they're children. Santa helped them. He taught them how to build and make shelter for themselves. In return they became friends and aided santa in his quest to make gifts for all the children of the world. That's they truth, don't believe me ask santa.