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Bon Qui Qui: [on phone] Gurl, Marcus was suppose to meet me yesterday and he didn't even show up. Gurl I will cut him. Gurl, yes I will. You remember last time, right? When he had said he didn't hook up with Tracy and then I had found out that he did, Gurl I cut him. Oh gurl yes I did Gurl yes i...
Customer 1: excuse me?
Bon Qui Qui: Uh, don't you see me in the middle of a conversation? Don't interrupt, Rude. [on phone] Gurl, I'm gonna have to call you back. Welcome to King Burger where we can do it your way, but don't get crazy.
Costumer 1: Right... Can I have a number six with a cookies & cream milkshake?
Bon Qui Qui: You sure you just don't wanna coke?
Costumer 1: Pardon?
Bon Qui Qui you know i gotta get the ice cream out and put some cookies all up in it, and I don't know how to use that blender. They got me pressing all these crazy buttons, no you can a coke. [over mic] Let me get a number six with a large coke! Next!
Customer 2: Hi, can I get a number three with no cheese, no tomato and no...lettuce
Bon Qui Qui: Dang, anything else? [over mic] I got a complicated order. Let me get a number three with no cheese, no tomato, and no-.
Costumer 2: No, wait. I'm sorry, but-.
Bon Qui Qui: Um, excu' me Sir, you see tryin to put in my order? dont interrupt, rude. and no lettuce das it! whut?
Costumer 2: I change my mind about the cheese.
Bon Qui Qui: Oh now you want some cheese?
Customer 2: Yes.
Bon Qui Qui: Now you want some cheese? You see me putting in your order, why you didnt say nothing in the first place?
Costumer 2: I tried but...
Bon Qui Qui: uh uh no, Sir, do not get loud with me sir. Do not get loud with me, oh no. Suh-curity? Suh- curity! This dude need to go, he need to go. need to go. Thank you!
Mr. Williams: Bon Qui Qui.
Bon Qui Qui: Oh, hey Mr. Williams. How are you today, Sir?
Mr. Williams:I've had better days Bon Qui Qui. This is the 5th time you've called security. Now how many times do I have to tell you, you can not call security just because someone has a complicated order.
Bon Qui Qui: Oh, is that what you done said?
Mr. Williams: Yes, that is what I had said.
Bon Qui Qui: oh Okay you right mr williams. my bad. im sorry , next please.
Customer 3: Hi, can I get a number five with a boneless, skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned.
Bon Qui Qui: oh Ha ha ha, no. Suh-curity? Suh-curity! This chick need to go, need to go.
Mr. Williams:Bon Qui Qui what?
Bon Qui Qui: Sir, she was trying to bite me sir!
Customer 3: No I wasn't!
Bon Qui Qui: Gurl, I will cut you.
Mr. Williams:I'm sorry, she is with our out of the "hood" program.
Bon Qui Qui: Oh, shooh! Hey De'Watt!
De'Watt: Hey, what's going on Bon Qui Qui?
Bon Qui Qui: I didn't know you come here.
De'Watt: Yeah, I ain't on no house arrest no more.
Bon Qui Qui: ooo Okay, so what'd you wanna order Boo?
De'Watt: Alright, let me get a number three, and instead of fries, let me get some onion rings.
Bon Qui Qui: Okay that's all you want?
De'Watt: Yeah, Gurl.
Bon Qui Qui: I know what I want.
De'Watt: A what?
Bon Qui Qui: Ooo. Let me put in your order
De'Watt: Okay den.
Bon Qui Qui: [starts beat On my mic is a queen, now listen to me sing, he wants a number three, super-sized onion rings.[beat boxing] He can come out of the house with no ankle bracelet on, but he's got two strikes, so don't get his order wrong[more beat boxing]. you know im really cute and there's nothing you can say, but if you get with me, we can do it your way, hey!
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Is bon qui qui bad news?
Well 'bon' means 'good' in french and 'qui' means ' 'that'/'which'/ or 'who' (subject).So, as far as I know, no. It doesn't mean bad news.But I have never heard the song bon qui qui.
Is bon qui qui black?
Bon qui qui has no definite race. She's just "ghetto." But to add to the hilarity, her name translates to "good who who" (...vagina...) in French.
What is bon qui qui's real name?
Anjelah Johnson
Bon qui qui skit words?
Bon Qui Qui: (on the phone) Gurl, Marcus was suppose to meet me yesterday and he didn't even show up. Gurl I will cut him. Gurl yes I will. You remember what happened last time when he had said he didn't hook up with Tracy and I had found out he did, gurl Icut him. Oh gurl yes I did gurl! Yes i.Customer 1: Excuse me.Bon Qui Qui: Yeah I… um, you don't see me in the middle of a conversation? Don't interrupt: rude. (on the phone again) Imma have to call you back. (closes cell phone) Welcome to King Burger where we can do it your way, but don't get crazy.Customer 1: Right…. Can I get a number 6 with a cookies and cream milkshake?Bon Qui Qui: (sighs) You sure you just don't want a coke?Customer 1: Pardon?Bon Qui Qui: I gotta get the ice-cream out and put some cookies all up in it, I don't even know how to use that blender and they got me pressing all of these crazy buttons, no you can have a coke. (over microphone) Let me get a number 6 with a large coke. Next!Customer 2: Hi ummm I'll have a number 3 with no cheese, no tomato….and no lettuce?Bon Qui Qui: Is there anything else?Customer 2: (silence)Bon Qui Qui: (uses microphone) I gotta complicated order. Let me get a number 3 with no cheese, no tomato…Customer 2: (interrupts) No wait wait, I'm sorry I…..Bon Qui Qui: (interrupts) Uh, excummie me sir, you see me trying to put in my order? Don't interrupt: rude. (uses microphone) and no lettuce. That's it! (to him) What?!?!Customer 2: I changed my mind about the cheese.Bon Qui Qui: Oh now you want some cheese?Customer 2: Yes.Bon Qui Qui: Now you want some cheese? You see me put in the order why you didn't say nothing in the first place?Customer 2: I tried to but…Bon Qui Qui: (interrupts) No huh-uh no sir don't get loud with me sir. Do not get loud with me. Oh-no Suh-curity! Suh-curity! This dude need to go, need to go. Need to go. Thank you.Mr. Williams: Bon Qui Qui.Bon Qui Qui: Oh hey Mr. Williams. How are you today sir?Mr. Williams: I've had better days Bon Qui Qui. This is the fifth time you've called security. Now how many times do I have to tell you, you cannot call security just because somebody has a complicated order.Bon Qui Qui: Is that what you had said?Mr. Williams: Yes, that's what I had said.Bon Qui Qui: Oh…ok you right Mr. Williams. My bad, I'm sorry. Next please.Customer 3: Hi, can I get a number 5 with a boneless, skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned.Bon Qui Qui: Haha! No! Security! Suh-curity! This chick need to go, need to go!Mr. Williams: Bon Qui Qui. What!?!?!Bon Qui Qui: Sir, she was trying to fight me, Sir.Customer 3: No I wasn't.Bon Qui Qui: Gurl, I will cut you.Mr. Williams: I'm sorry she's with our ""Out of the Hood" Program.Bon Qui Qui: Oh…shoot. Hey D'Walt.D'Walt: Hey what's goin on Bon Qui Qui?Bon Qui Qui: I didn't know you come here.D'Walt: Yea man, I ain't on house arrest no more.Bon Qui Qui: Ok, ok what ya want to order boo?D'Walt: Let me get a number 3 and instead of fries let me have some onion rings .Bon Qui Qui: Ok, that's all you want?D'Walt: Yeah gurl.Bon Qui Qui: I know what I want.D'Walt: Oh what?Bon Qui Qui: Oh…Let me put in your order.D'Walt: Okay.Bon Qui Qui: (beat boxes into microphone) On the mike is a queen now listen to me sing. He wants a number 3 super size onion rings! He can come out the house with no ankle bracelet on but he's got two strikes so don't get his order wrong. You know I'm really cute and there's nothing you could say but if you get with me we can do it your way!!! Heyyy!!!!!
Bon qui qui nail salon lines?
OK so any of you Ladies go out and get your nails done (pause) OK so any dudes .... Sir don't lie do not lie i can see you nails sparking in the sunlight right now (pause) OK so i go to this place called beautiful nail... yep just one nail like do i even get to pick witch nail so i walk in there they are always so nice they great you as soon as you walk in (Vietnamese accent) hi honey what you need today
Who were King Tutankhamuns employers?
mcdonald, king burger, bon qui qui
What is bon qui qui's last name?
It never says. She just works at king burger.
Bon qui qui flight attendant script?
Uh....how aobut you go look it up on youtube instead of depending on this cheap website?
Who plays Bon Qui Qui?
Anjelah Johnson plays bon qui qui
Is bon qui qui's boyfriend named Delod?
No Bon Qui Qui's boyfriend is named Dawud/Dawood (pronounced DAH-WAWD).
When was inquistion born?
bon qui qui
Do bon qui qui have kids?
yes
Is bon qui qui bad news?
Well 'bon' means 'good' in french and 'qui' means ' 'that'/'which'/ or 'who' (subject).So, as far as I know, no. It doesn't mean bad news.But I have never heard the song bon qui qui.
What is bon qui qui real name?
Bon Qui Qui's real name is Anjelah Johnson. This is the name of the actress/comedian who plays her role.
What did Pocahontas want to become?
Bon-Qui-Qui
What does bon qui qui mean in french?
It means who is who.
What is the whole script to bon qui qui on mad tv?
Bon Qui Qui: girl Marcus was supposed to meet me yesturday and he need to show up girl i will cut him girl yes i will u remember what happend last time right when he had said he didnt hook up with Tracy and that i had found out he did girl i cut him o girl yes i did girl yes i d.. customer 1: excuse me Bon qui qui: uhhh. do you see me in the middle of a conversation don't interrupt, RUDE girl im gonna have to call you back welcome to king burger we can do it your way but don't get crazy customer 1: alright can i get a number 6 with a cookie and cream milkshake bon qui qui: you sure you just don't want a coke customer 1: pardon? bon qui qui : then i gotta get the ice cream out and put some cookies all up in it I don't even know how to use that blender and they got me pressing all the crazy buttons no you can have a coke (into microphone) let me get a number six with a large coke NEXT customer 2: hi uhh.ill have a number 3 with no cheese no tomato and no lettuce bon qui qui: dang anything else, (into microphone) I got a complicated order let me get a number 3 with no cheese no tomato customer 2 : oh im sorry bon qui qui: uhhh excuse me sir you see me trying to put in an order don't interrupt RUDE and no lettuce that's it what customer 2: I changed my mind about the cheese bon qui qui : oh now you want the cheese, now you want the cheese you see me putting in the order why didn't you say nothing in the first place customer 2: I tried to but bon qui qui: uh uh no sir DONT get LOUD WITH ME sir, DO NOT GET LOUD WITH ME o no sucurity sucurity this dude need to go need to go thank you mr Williams : Bon Qui Qui! bon qui qui: oh hey Mr. Williams how r u today sir mr Williams: I've had better days bon qui qui this is the fifth time you've called security" now how many time do i have to tell you can not call security just cause somebody has a complicated order bon qui qui: is that what u had said mr Williams: Yes that's what I had said bon qui qui : oh okay u right mr. Williams my bad im sorry next please customer 3: hi can I get a number 5 with a boneless skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned bon qui qui: a haha NO! sucurity sucurity she need to go, need to go (Mr. Williams) bon qui qui what bon qui qui: sir she was trying to fight me sir cutomer 3: no I wasn't bon qui qui: Girl I will CUT you mr Williams: I'm so sorry she is from our out-of-the-hood program bon qui qui: oh hey deewan! deewan: hey what's goin on bon qui qui bon qui qui: I didn't know you come here deewan: yea man I ain't under no house arrests no more bon qui qui: ok so whatcha wanna order boo deewan: let me get a number 3 and instead of fries let me get some onion rings bon qui qui: okay that's all you want, I know what I want let me put in your order bon qui qui: beat boxing :on my mic is a queen now listen to me sing, he wants a number 3 super size onion ring beat boxing :he can come out the house with no ankle bracelet on but he got two strikes so don't get his order wrong beat boxing :you know im looking cute and there's nothin you can say but if you get with me, we can do it your way heyyyyyy!
