What is the whole script to bon qui qui on mad tv?

Answer 1

Bon Qui Qui: girl Marcus was supposed to meet me yesturday and he need to show up girl i will cut him girl yes i will u remember what happend last time right when he had said he didnt hook up with Tracy and that i had found out he did girl i cut him o girl yes i did girl yes i d..

customer 1: excuse me

Bon qui qui: uhhh. do you see me in the middle of a conversation don't interrupt, RUDE girl im gonna have to call you back

welcome to king burger we can do it your way but don't get crazy

customer 1: alright can i get a number 6 with a cookie and cream milkshake

bon qui qui: you sure you just don't want a coke

customer 1: pardon?

bon qui qui : then i gotta get the ice cream out and put some cookies all up in it I don't even know how to use that blender and they got me pressing all the crazy buttons no you can have a coke (into microphone) let me get a number six with a large coke NEXT

customer 2: hi uhh.ill have a number 3 with no cheese no tomato and no lettuce

bon qui qui: dang anything else, (into microphone) I got a complicated order let me get a number 3 with no cheese no tomato

customer 2 : oh im sorry

bon qui qui: uhhh excuse me sir you see me trying to put in an order don't interrupt RUDE

and no lettuce that's it what

customer 2: I changed my mind about the cheese

bon qui qui : oh now you want the cheese, now you want the cheese

you see me putting in the order why didn't you say nothing in the first place

customer 2: I tried to but

bon qui qui: uh uh no sir DONT get LOUD WITH ME sir, DO NOT GET LOUD WITH ME o no sucurity sucurity this dude need to go need to go thank you

mr Williams : Bon Qui Qui!

bon qui qui: oh hey Mr. Williams how r u today sir

mr Williams: I've had better days bon qui qui this is the fifth time you've called security"

now how many time do i have to tell you can not call security just cause somebody has a complicated order

bon qui qui: is that what u had said

mr Williams: Yes that's what I had said

bon qui qui : oh okay u right mr. Williams my bad im sorry next please

customer 3: hi can I get a number 5 with a boneless skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned

bon qui qui: a haha NO! sucurity sucurity she need to go, need to go

(Mr. Williams) bon qui qui what

bon qui qui: sir she was trying to fight me sir

cutomer 3: no I wasn't

bon qui qui: Girl I will CUT you

mr Williams: I'm so sorry she is from our out-of-the-hood program

bon qui qui: oh hey deewan!

deewan: hey what's goin on bon qui qui

bon qui qui: I didn't know you come here

deewan: yea man I ain't under no house arrests no more

bon qui qui: ok so whatcha wanna order boo

deewan: let me get a number 3 and instead of fries let me get some onion rings

bon qui qui: okay that's all you want, I know what I want let me put in your order

bon qui qui:

beat boxing :on my mic is a queen now listen to me sing, he wants a number 3 super size onion ring

beat boxing :he can come out the house with no ankle bracelet on but he got two strikes so don't get his order wrong

beat boxing :you know im looking cute and there's nothin you can say but if you get with me, we can do it your way heyyyyyy!