God created men to be hairy
This is untrue. Most gay men are not hairy.
Grasshoppers do not have hair on their bodies. No, they are not hairy.
medium hairy
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hairy testicles
Some do, some don't. Everyone's taste is different.
yes they are I agree, I made a little survey and found that hairy guys made love to there wives a bit more often than men that were not so hairy, of course this is only a rough estimate, some men who are not all that hairy are of course sexy too, if nothing else, to some women, hairy men seem more sexy than than hairless men.
There is only one option: embrace your hairiness. Many men who are hairy find that they are more comfortable being hairy the older they get; many men don't mind being hairy once they meet a partner who is into hairy men (there are lots of people out there who like hairy men); many men feel more self-confident if they work out and develop pronounced muscles, which makes being hairy feel more comfortable. Find a solution along these lines, because in all honesty you have better things to do than shave large portions of your body every day.
All arachnids have hairy bodies.
No. He's not :|