maybe if you ate all that make up you wore,you wouldn't look as ugly on the inside.
you were attracted at first,then you opened your mouth.
I would take you to an eating competion, but it looks like you've already won (look up and down their body) Twice.
At least when I do a handstand,my stomache doesnt hit my face
just dont say anything but if it gets out of hand call her a stupid hore and set romers that she is bysexual and that you have proof that she is and say that you saw her and her friend making out that will make her back of ;};} HA!HA!HA!
Like if someone says '' your stupid'' say i know you are or thanks im glad you notice''
A good classy comeback for a girl is "that is why there is only one me".
Says the murderer....
Just say thank you for the compliment.
There are several books you can purchase either in Barnes and Noble or via the web for funny comebacks. A site called silentreed in hubpages has some realy good ones.
Just ignore them or say your mother :P it works.
At least my head anit square like yours!
The term 'good insult' is an oxymoron.
tell someone if u dont want to tell some think of a realy good comeback
you really sound like you love your own voice
a good comeback would be " look who is talking" "there's a mirror hun, woops! it broke!!" "haha i wouldn't be talking if i were you."