How do you ruin your brothers life?

Answer 1

As a kid/teen (minor sabotages):

1. smear lotion in his favorite hat (haha)

2. smear lotion in his underwear, socks and pillow

3. take his towel out of the bathroom before he showers (then run so no one sees you)

4. When doing laundry always take all his clothes out of his drawers on a Sunday night and stick them in the bottom of the hamper (he'll get pissed)

5.take his SIM card out of his phone but put everything back together again (better: replace it with an old one and he'll get even more pissed)

6. take his phone when he forgets it some where and hide it or keep (but pretend you don't know)

7. after doing#6, wait for his friend to text his phone, then reply saying something really stupid or really mean (ex: friend- hey, you wanna go to the park after skool?

your brother's phone- no y the f**k wud i? u guys are f*gs!! btw i dont want to hang out with u anymore, i just wanna play with my unicorns)

btw, ive done all these (listed from here to top)

As an older teen/young adult (if you really hate him and you just want him out of your life for good)

1. after he reads his college application a million times and is about to send it, have him go into the bathroom and change his application while he's in there

2. throw out his resume and delete it on his computer before you get caught

If you do all of these, you are sure to ruin his life!

Forget the above:

To ruin you brother's life you have to introduce to him his future wife!

Answer 2

I think just by annoying him with kindness will do the job...

trust me it works...

Answer 3

Make him feel my suffer and pain and make everyone laught at him like they to me >:(

Answer 4

Take his stuff. It work