Who is general graador on RuneScape?

Answer 1

One day in the spring of 2009 There was a boy named royalwarsx, a level 3 player who was a player wearing only bronze armour. Well, one day royalwarx went out to kill some chickens, next thing you know a group of level 123's come at him and tell him he's a noob and follows him around even when he switches worlds or ignores them. One day this got out of hand, General Graador teleports him to the god wars dungeon, boy was he scared, he was a member who had 9000 party hats in his inventory, and this time, he may just lose them. General Graador then says " Arrrggggg! what pathetic fool enters the lands of Gielenor? No one shall! I am the last warrior of the Graddors herby thus power revents the golden eye! You will be cursed! I will tear you apart noob! " royalwarsx then says "no! please don't I...I have expensive Items on me!" Graador then says "mcccccchhhhhuahahahahaha! just as I expected young fool!" General Graador then grabs his face and slits his left eye out with a dragon longsword. royalwarsx then has no left eye and has blood and gore dripping out of his eyes with a slight spray of blood. General Graador then takes the eye and cuts it into small peices and uses it in his pot for dinner, while royalwarsx eye is black with blood dripping from his face with baby maggets level 11 eat his left socket. "please what are you doing please no! I want to live! help me somone!." An angle then appears beside royalwarsx and tells him to be brave and then suddeny is invisible, and is gone. " Mcheruahahaha! so, I will introduce myself, my name is General Graador, I am a very evil god of runescape, I am fond of my people trying to fight and kill me, but if you ever dare to kill me, I will put you in so much hell, your armer will rip and blow into a trillion peices, do you understand? I will choke you! Now be off killing chickens like a noob!" Get!" Royalwarsx then goes back to what he was doing, but he runs into varrock and sees over 1000 players heading to the middle square, he walks exploring this new land, he sees a bar on the right and goes to it then says "Somone I need help! please help me!" Another player rushes to see whats going on and says "lol, what?" royalwarsx then says "I just went into a random event and some big huge green giant came up to me and tore out my eye and told me if I ever try to kill him he will kill or choke me!" Of course the other player did not have any idea what he was talking about and just left saying "lol whatever noob ....." A player heard the whole conversation and then came to him, it was a level 138 player named Kingduffy, and he said "So, he told you not to kill him right?" Royalwarsx then says "yes!" KingDuffy then says "well? don't you want to kill him?" Of course royalwarsx explained the story, then KingDuffy said "ok, listen up, if you want to stop being called a noob, you have to listen to me, understand? ok follow me.

***********************************************************************Lumbridege Castle

"Ok dude, ill show you where to start, you have money right?" Royalwarsx then says "yes, 70bil in the bank" Kingduffy then says "good, I got some good armour for you, its iron, but for your level it will do you some good. I have met Graador before, he's the kind of guy you don't wanna mess with, he can hit big time. Ok, kill some of these cows, they are weak. Ill meet you in 5 days, you should be level 30+ by then.

5 DAYS LATER

"Good job! you actually made it to level 33! well done ok now-" Some other players who met royalwars 5 days ago and called him a noob aproached him one said "wow! dudes look its him! it's the graador kid now level 33! nice dude!" Kingduffy then wispers in Royalwarsx ear and said " See? word of you has been spread all over runescape dude! your not really a noob anymore, only few get to actually see general graador, But you! you literally met him! he even touched you!" Royalwars then smiles and says "yes, I know" Kingduffy then says, here take this, its black armour, use it with care! ok follow me to Barbarian Village train on some muggers!

　

Barbarian Village Dungeon

"These guys are easy train on them until you are level 45 ok, meet me in 20 days, and don't sleep!

20 DAYS LATER

"good, your level 48 now! ok follow me, I want to show you some cool boots, they are found in the stronghold of security, wearing them makes you look a little less noobish.

22 MINUTES LATER

"great they llok good on you, here take this team 50 cape, it adds a little bonus. Ok here is a brass key, ever heard of Hill Giants?" Royalwarsx then says "no do they have big bones?" Kingduffy then says "woa! how did you know about big bones?" Royal wars then says "Somone traded me them following a limpwurt root for 4k." Kingduffy then explains to him about rip offs and the Grand Exchange etc. "Ok mr. Royalwarsx, time for you to level up faster then ever, you will need food and a lot of time, this is the hill gaint fort, this place is crowded 24/7. Meet me in 50 days, get your level up to 100 and then meet at at the grand exchange wearing full barrows ok? ok!

50 DAYS LATER

"your a level 100! well done, this is a runescape dream! your definitly not a runescape noob now 100%. Ok, now if you want to level up to level 138 you will need some slayer, attack, defence, strength, magic, hitpoints, flteching and get your combat level to the max. Fight in the Tzzar Fight pits and kill some fire giants until you are level 138." royalwarsx then says "are you crazy! that will take about a year!" Kingduffy then says "dude! listen to me, you want to kill the beast who tore your eye out and ait it for supper right!! then listen to what I have to say!! kill some fire giants and meet me here in 1 year!!!!! get it! one year! ill say it again! 1 ******* year!!!!. "ok! ok! fine!"

　

1 YEAR LATER WHEN ROYALWARSX IS LEVEL 138 MAXIMUM FOR MEMBERS.

　

"ok now what?" Kingduffy says "wow, your my level now, I never-" Royalwarsx interrupts and says "get on with it blah blah blah what?" "ok come to the god wars with me, this is the day we will fight for runescape! for runescape here we come!

THE GOD WARS DUNGEON

"welcome, to the god wars, I have a rock that I kept from the day we met, now its time I use it, here is my spell, ALA-LASO-LAVEVERGGRA-UNIM-GRAADSA!

　

GENERAL GRAADORS RANDOM EVENT DUNGEON

　

" Who dares enter the grand powerful realm of the great lord!" General graador then looks at the two with great revenge in his face "I told you somthing a long time ago mr. Kingduffy, you will die now, I cast this spell, you will die forever and be banned from runescape! ALLAHALA-OMVEGGA-CREDEM-SHASS-ANAGRAVELCA!" Kingduffy falls to his kneese and says one last thing "oh...this feels, so bad...kin.....kingd....kingduffy!....now!........kill.....kill....the..idiot! Oh...I will do one last thing worthwhile for my realm......" Kingduffy uses a magical power so strong he uses his own body flesh to hold general graador still while royalwarsx hits him with a zamorack godsword 1000 times without missing. General graador and Kingduffy fall to ashes. royalwarsx then is warped to lumbridge.

LUMRIDGE CASTLE WORLD 2

"oh I back! finally, w00t! whats this," Royalwars then looks at his inventory and finds 999,999 party hats and 125 billion godsword shards.

　

55 DAYS LATER

　

One day in a normal day in varrock while royalwarsx sitts at the bar he here's someone yell "Somone I need help! please help me!" Another player rushes to see whats going on and says "lol, what?" weaker5 then says "I just went into a random event and some big huge green giant came up to me and tore out my eye and told me if I ever try to kill him he will kill or choke me!" Royal wars says to himself, hmmm, I think I remember this.

　

THE END