Send them to school.
No. Professor Oak won't give you a shiny Pokemon. he'll only give you a choice of three starter Pokemon at the beginning of the game.
depends on which wii game you dunce
professor juniper only gives you one but you can get another one in a Pokemon center somewere
You can go back to the Professor in the town and give him the Meteorite. He'll give you a TM in exchange.
'it says SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE, dunce.' Schonburger, calling people dunce is a bit rash. try to be nicer. anyways, it says Super Mario Sunshine with a sun for the O in Mario.