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Opinions on who would win: Captain Crunch or Mr. Clean:

  • Neither. Both are pacifists.
  • Mr Clean will clean up Captain Crunch
  • Mr. Clean would definitely win, because he has muscles. And captain crunch isn't even a pirate and he's old!
  • If Mr Clean has been eating Capt Crunch cereal for awhile, I believe Capt Crunch would win. Because it's like eating rocks & sand, leaving your mouth terribly raw and painful. If Capt Crunch could just get in one sucker-punch to the mouth, Mr Clean would be in so much pain, Capt Crunch may well be able to finish him off.
  • Mr clean would have the place so slippery that he would fall down and then the Captain would just CRUNCH him !!
  • The Captain Out Ranks Mr Clean,The military always wins.
  • Mr Clean will beat him up but Captain Crunch will CRUNCH him with his ship.
  • I believe Captain crunch would win, the captain has backup beings that he is in charge, where as all Mr. Clean has is a shiny head and some chemicals. Most would think the chemicals would kill, but I'm betting that the sugared up kids would get around to damage first.
  • Dude, have you seen Mr. Clean? In a one on one fight, Mr. Clean would win. He's got the muscles for it. Captain Crunch looks fat to me...
  • Mr. Clean would naturally win. After all, when Captain Crunch is done making a mess, Mr Clean is still around, and going strong, to clean up all that mess.
  • I say Mr. Clean because he could spray cleaner stuff in everyone else's eyes and they would be all "no, it burns!"
  • Mr. Clean would win because he cleans up after captain crunch
  • I would have to say it would be The Captain due to his vast military background and awesome crunch.Besides he fights hunger and mr clean just cleans up after him.
  • Oh, definitely Mr. Clean. He's bald.

  • Captain Crunch because he has a sick mustache

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Captain Crunch!!! Cause he's got a mustache!

ANS2:Phooey! Mr. Clean would mop the floor with the Cap'n. ANS3:Captain crunch all the way! For one think he has a mustache, and he's more famous than Mr. Clean! I mean, only adults and probably teens have heard of Mr. Clean, but I'm sure everyone, kids, teens, adults, and maybe even older folks have heard of Captain Crunch! He's all, "Hey everybody! I taste good! Eat more cereal!" and Mr. Clean is all, "I clean stuff!". Seriously, who would win the fight? I think the answer is clear.

Captain Crunch all the way. Only cause he has a better name than Mr. Clean


Mr clean would totally win! He has big muscles and would get Capn Crunch in a headlock and would poison him with cleaning supplies! :)


Captian Crunch would totally win! Even if mr.clean would poisen him (see answer 4) cap'n would win and not get poisened. he obviously wins so just go with it and suck it up.

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