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Harry: I feel cranky and pubescent today and I don't know why. Ughh! I'm going to take out on people I like.
Ron: Hello Harry. What sort of tomfoolery shall we get up to today?
Harry: No tomfoolery today Ron; I'm sick of your dreadful speckled mug.
Ron: Why must you hurt me this way, Harry?
Hermione: Yeah, what's your problem Harry?
Harry: My parents are dead, my life sucks, I can't hold down a girlfriend, and I'm surrounded by [....]ing goblins and [....] all the time, I mean what the [....]!
Ron: But its magic Harry; the goblins are magical!
Harry: Well I still have nightmares about Dobby eating my skin clean off every night. I can't take it anymore. I QUIT MAGIC!
Ron gasps.
Hermione: But what about fighting You-Know-Who?
Harry: Fine! It's all up to you now, Ron.
Ron: (whimpers)
Harry: Come on now, go fight him.
Harry shoves Ron to stage right, where Voldemort waits.
Voldemort: Hello little child.
Ron: (whimpers)
Voldemort: You want a piece of me? What?
Ron: N-n-n-n-no sir.
Ron whimpers and runs back.
Voldemort: Yeah, you run away. Kid.
Ron: I can't do it.
Hermione: You tried your best, Ron.
Ron: What's Harry doing?
Harry repeatedly bangs his head against the far wall.
Harry: Angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst...
Hermione: He's a little off today, haven't you noticed?
Ron: Maybe he's in love.
Hermione: Who falls in love with such a...
Ron: Maybe he needs a hug.
Harry: I don't what a hug!
Ron: Give me a hug Harry.
Harry: No!
Ron nuzzles closer.
Ron: Hug you~
Harry shoves him away.
Harry: I warned you!
Harry and Ron start fighting.
Hermione quietly leaves.
Snape walks in.
Snape: What is this rumpus?
Ron: Harry hit me!
Harry: Ron invaded my personal bubble!
Snape: I think that severe punishment is in order here.
Harry and Ron: Oh No!
Snape: The two of you shall be dragged by your ears to the dungeons, where a drunken Filtch will be waiting with a cactus and a crochet mallet, and then...
Harry and Ron point their wands at Snape in unison.
Harry and Ron: (in unison) Pantlaniospoopikis!
Snape freezes.
Snape: Um, I have to leave now. bye.
Snape tiptoes away.
Dumbledore bursts into scene, laughing wildly.
Dumbledore: Oh man, that was awesome guys.
Ron: Thanks Dumbledore!
Dumbledore: Are you still full of that wizard angst, Harry?
Harry: I think I can appreciate life a lot more now.
Dumbledore: Well that's just fantastic!
Hermione walks in.
Hermione: Hey guys! Ewww, what's that smell?
Ron: Why, its Snape's greatest potion of all!
All laugh, Dumbledore goes up magically
The three stare and look around, confused.
Harry: (quietly) Everyone make a wish!
The End :)
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