Where can someone find the 'Can I have your number' script from Mad TV?
Can I Have Your Number??
Damn. Damn! OH Damn! Ok, ok, ok. Ahem.
Excuse me, can I talk to you for a minute. EXCUSE ME CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A MINUTE???
Yeah, whets up?
Oh yeah...my name's Darrell, it's spelled like Darrell, but it's
pronounced Duh-RELL. Oh yeah, I wana let you know...the back of
your head is ridiculous.
Umm, thanks
Yeah your are welcome... where's your boyfriend?
Who?
Your boyfriend. Where your boyfriend now? Is he gettin you
refreshments, is he tall, is he gettin you mike-n-ikes, do u like
mike-n-ikes, is he hefty, is he coming back? where you boyfriend,
where yo boyfriend now, where yo boyfriend?
I don - I don't have a boyfriend
Oh you don oh you don have a boyfriend! Oh ok...ok ok...that's
cool, yeah... so listen, uh, I was wondering - can I have yo numba?
Can I have yo numba?
I don give out my number...in theaters...when im about to watch
a movie...
Oh oh ok ok that's cool, that's cool..I get it, you know...you
like into pondering like cinema, like make believe, ok you
know...yeah yeah, me too...yeah, I respect that. Do your thang miss
challet miss jean challet so what's yo name. What's your name
delicate?
oh um...oh um yyovvne.
Oh yovvne! Oh damn, hold up! That's a French *** name yovvne!
Ya, my little croissant. My litlle cheese. On my
croissant.ya...(lick lips) so listen.. CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA? Can I
have yo numba?
But this is my day off, and I just wana watch this
movie...alone... im sorry.
Oh okok, I get it. Ya, I get it I respect that. SO I CAN'T HAVE
IT?
No, I just don give it out..
Ohhh, ok ok I get it I get it... you uh, your being all
selective cause you got a ponytail! Right (no) right? (No) you
think a man can't handle the regalness of an up do. Right right?
You all like Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly.
No no, im not being anything cause I have a ponytail.
Oh, 'Vonnie 'Vonnie 'Vonnie girl boniie, don be insecure, girl.
OWN THAT PONYTAIL! WORK THAT UP DO!
Ok, I will
Awww damn. Your kinda sexy when you take my advice, girl, I like
that. yeah, I like that. Yeah, so umm...so listen... CANI HAVE YO
NUMBA? Can i have it? Can I have it? Can I please receive the
secret code? Telephonically, can I pass it you to you, which means
it will be you beautiful *** numba? Can I have it? No, come-on can
I have it? Can I have it? Can I have it? Can I? Can I? Can I have
it? Can I have it? (Sniff, sniff) can I have it?
Look, the previews are about to start an I- and I just...just
wana ponder them. Alone. So. But thanks anyways.
Oh ok. Ok all right that's coo.that's coo. No, I know, I know, I
get it, you wan go through all the interpracys in cinema, ok yaw,
so you keep- you keep doing you thang, you keep doin your thing
Yvonne Chalet, evon chalet my little bre ya ok bye alright alright
im a miss u though im a miss you enjoy your day girl alright
alright I love you.
