Where can someone find the 'Can I have your number' script from Mad TV?

Answer 1

Can I Have Your Number??

Damn. Damn! OH Damn! Ok, ok, ok. Ahem.

Excuse me, can I talk to you for a minute. EXCUSE ME CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE???

Yeah, whets up?

Oh yeah...my name's Darrell, it's spelled like Darrell, but it's pronounced Duh-RELL. Oh yeah, I wana let you know...the back of your head is ridiculous.

Umm, thanks

Yeah your are welcome... where's your boyfriend?

Who?

Your boyfriend. Where your boyfriend now? Is he gettin you refreshments, is he tall, is he gettin you mike-n-ikes, do u like mike-n-ikes, is he hefty, is he coming back? where you boyfriend, where yo boyfriend now, where yo boyfriend?

I don - I don't have a boyfriend

Oh you don oh you don have a boyfriend! Oh ok...ok ok...that's cool, yeah... so listen, uh, I was wondering - can I have yo numba? Can I have yo numba?

I don give out my number...in theaters...when im about to watch a movie...

Oh oh ok ok that's cool, that's cool..I get it, you know...you like into pondering like cinema, like make believe, ok you know...yeah yeah, me too...yeah, I respect that. Do your thang miss challet miss jean challet so what's yo name. What's your name delicate?

oh um...oh um yyovvne.

Oh yovvne! Oh damn, hold up! That's a French *** name yovvne! Ya, my little croissant. My litlle cheese. On my croissant.ya...(lick lips) so listen.. CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA? Can I have yo numba?

But this is my day off, and I just wana watch this movie...alone... im sorry.

Oh okok, I get it. Ya, I get it I respect that. SO I CAN'T HAVE IT?

No, I just don give it out..

Ohhh, ok ok I get it I get it... you uh, your being all selective cause you got a ponytail! Right (no) right? (No) you think a man can't handle the regalness of an up do. Right right? You all like Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly.

No no, im not being anything cause I have a ponytail.

Oh, 'Vonnie 'Vonnie 'Vonnie girl boniie, don be insecure, girl. OWN THAT PONYTAIL! WORK THAT UP DO!

Ok, I will

Awww damn. Your kinda sexy when you take my advice, girl, I like that. yeah, I like that. Yeah, so umm...so listen... CANI HAVE YO NUMBA? Can i have it? Can I have it? Can I please receive the secret code? Telephonically, can I pass it you to you, which means it will be you beautiful *** numba? Can I have it? No, come-on can I have it? Can I have it? Can I have it? Can I? Can I? Can I have it? Can I have it? (Sniff, sniff) can I have it?

Look, the previews are about to start an I- and I just...just wana ponder them. Alone. So. But thanks anyways.

Oh ok. Ok all right that's coo.that's coo. No, I know, I know, I get it, you wan go through all the interpracys in cinema, ok yaw, so you keep- you keep doing you thang, you keep doin your thing Yvonne Chalet, evon chalet my little bre ya ok bye alright alright im a miss u though im a miss you enjoy your day girl alright alright I love you.