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Yo Mama Jokes
yo mamas so stupid she sat on the television an watched the couch
yo mamas so stupid that she sold the car for petrol money
yo mamas so stupid she stole free bread
yo mamas so fat people jog around her for exercise
yo mamas so fat when shes on the beach people shout, FREE WILLY!!
yo mamas so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"
yo mamas so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
yo mamas so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
yo mamas so poor she ate cereal with a fork to save milk
yo mamas so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
yo mamas so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
yo mamas so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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AI AI Captain!
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"Bonjour, comment ça va?"
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How do you say funny in Punjabi?
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not (funny) ---> nicht (lustig)
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funny guy
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How do you say your too funny in spanish?
You would say 'you're too funny' in Spanish as "a su gracioso'.
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They mean exactly what they say: you are funny. It isn't a code or a different language.
How do you say you are funny in Swedish?
You are funny is "Du är rolig" in swedish.
