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Yo Mama Jokes

yo mamas so stupid she sat on the television an watched the couch

yo mamas so stupid that she sold the car for petrol money

yo mamas so stupid she stole free bread

yo mamas so fat people jog around her for exercise

yo mamas so fat when shes on the beach people shout, FREE WILLY!!

yo mamas so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"

yo mamas so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

yo mamas so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

yo mamas so poor she ate cereal with a fork to save milk

yo mamas so old I told her to act her own age, and she died

yo mamas so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper

yo mamas so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

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