Hey There Delilah- Tim Hawkins

Answer 1

YES! it is sung by Tim Hawkins. He is a Christian comedian and his version is a spoof in the real thing. he makes it go with the story in The Bible, Samson and Delilah.

PS it was not originally sung by Tim, or the plain white ts either. it's a beatles song.

Lyrycs:

HEY THERE, DELILAH

Words by Tim Hawkins

Hey there, Delilah

This is your ex-boyfriend Samson

I know you thought that lifting weights

was what wade me so buff and handsome

You were wrong

It's cause I let my hair grow long

That made me strong

Hey there, Delilah

You came in while I was sleeping

And I couldn't feel you cutting

And I didn't hear you creeping out the door

You left my hair piled on the floor

While I just snored.

Oh, it's what you do to me

Oh, while I was asleep

Oh, I'm a Nazarene

Oh, but you shaved me clean

Delilah you're so mean

I killed a lion, big and mean

And slaughtered many Philistines

all with a donkey's jawbone

that's no lie

Now I'm chained up to the wall

And I can't cry no tears at all

Because they came and gouged out both my eyes.

Why'd you grab your clipping shears

And shave my head like Britney Spears?

And now I'm standing here in total shame

You're to blame

Hey there, Delilah why did you have to deceive me

And it's hard for me to think not long ago I wanted you to be my bride

But you took too much off the sides

Hey there, Delilah when you die

Just tell the Devil I said, "Hi,"

he'll know why

Oh, it's what you did to me,

Oh, now I'm up a creek.

Oh, now I feel so weak.

And oh, I look like a freak.

Delilah, you're a geek.

Oh, oh, oh