Can a biological weapon kill Jack Bauer?

Answer 1

There is only one biological weapon that can kill Jack Bauer. Unfortunately, that weapon is created from the brain, capillaries, and hair of a: baby panda, giraffe, baby sloth, kangaroo, blob marsupial, and a seahorse. Unfortunately, however a resident of upstate New York has acquired all of these animals species in their entirety. They are being taken care of, but no biological weapon could be created because these animals are kept under such tight supervision and love and care. Thus, a biological weapon can kill Jack Bauer, but it's acquisition is impossible. hope this helps! at first I was confused too :P I've heard that some element of the Pygmy Slow Loris may also be involved in creating this biological weapon, which I believe is in the possession of this upstate New Yorker. It seems that it might be dangerous to house all of these animals at the same location in the event that this weapon may actually be able to kill Jack Bauer (God help us). I propose that some of the animals are moved to another secure location. I've heard of a great animal keeper in Southwestern Ontario. If you would like more information please private message me.