nothing, that the bird died?
Nothing
Means you take the truck to a car wash to wash off bird smutz.
it means you have no life. It also means that you are superstitious. It means that your car will fly
the bird needed a big one
It sounds possible the bird wasn't staring at occupants of a stationary vehicle but interested in its reflection in the windscreen.
There is no philosophy behind a bird pooping on a vehicle. So the only thing it can mean is that the owner may want to wash the window.
KIA is the name of a car company. It also translates into Killed In Action.
The windshield is made out of a stronger, more dense material than the bird.
If it happens in the same place each time, the bird probably has a nest nearby.
Nothing at all or anything you want it to.
it is seeing itself and thinks it is another bird it poops allover your car while it is doing this.