What did I the farmer say when he lost his tractor
Because the farmer lost his tractor..... dangg Because the farmer lost his tractor..... dangg
He tractor down. (He "tracked her" down)
Either she needs milking, she's hungry, she's in heat or she's looking for her lost calf.
Have you been sleeping with my Sheep again? ROLMFAO
Nothing.
What did I the farmer say when he lost his tractor
There are many jokes about a cow and a farmer. One joke is about the cow who kicked the old farmer.
a city cow likes to buy lots of stuff then eat it, were as a farmer cow has sex with his cousin.
Most certainly, I can do more than one for you, actually:"The cow's calf became lost.""The cow's hoof was sore since she stepped on a nail.""A cow's ear tag was found on the ground by the farmer."
OK, first thing first, what kind of farmer was he? If he was an ordinary farmer with an ordinary cow, he's nuts...Either way, he's a pretty bad farmer.
He doesn't. Logically a farmer feeds his cows (or cow) hay, grain and silage or lets them out to the pasture.
nah
Farmer John find his missing cow quite easily actually. He simply went out to pasture and brought the cow back home.
The farmer cannot leave the cow and grass alone, because the cow will eat the grass. The farmer cannot leave the tiger and cow alone because the tiger will eat the cow. So, the farmer takes the cow across and leaves the tiger and grass. He swims back and gets the grass. He leaves the grass across and takes the cow back. He leaves the cow, and brings the tiger across. Then he goes back for the cow and brings it across. Now they are all across and the world is a happier place.
Farmer or Cattle Rancher.
Farmer+cow=milk