What are some really good and funny and hard riddles to ask your friends?

Answer 1

Here are some really funny riddles. Some are better than others, and they have the answers with them:

Q- A rich family lives in a round house. One day, the parents come back from a dinner date, and their baby is missing. They immediately call the police. The police started asking questions. The daughter said she was playing with her dolls, the son said he was playing outside in the garden, the maid said she was dusting the corners, the baker said he was baking pies, the decorater said he was at the store picking up new paint, and the butler said he was overseeing the son. The police figures out who stole the baby and the parents get the baby back while the thief gets hung. Who stole the baby? A- The maid. If it is a round house, how could there be any corners?

Q- An airplane crashes in the middle of the ocean. Every single person on the plane dies except a married couple. How could this be? A- It said every "single" person. Married people don't count.

Q-Paul's height is 6 feet, he's an assistant at a butcher shop, and he wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh? A- He weighs meat because he is an assistant butcher. It wasn't talking about the weight of Paul.

Q- What is in common with these words? Madam, civic, eye, level. A- they are palindromes. they read the same either way.

Q- what ends everything, always? A- the letter "g"

Q-There was a man in the court room for suspected treason. The judge says "You need to state something. If it is true, you will go to 4 years of prison. If it is false, you will be sentanced to 6 years of prison." the man knows that he did nothing, so he tries to think of something to say. Then he states his statement, and the judge decides to let him go. What did he state? A- he said "you will sentence me to 6 years of prison." that was false, but if the statement was false, then he would be sentanced to 6 years of prison, and that would make it true. Then that means he would be sentanced to 4 years of prison, but than his statment would be false. And so on and so on. (this is called a paradox, when its true than its false and when its false then its ture)

Q-3 people were on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Thew boat flipped over completely with all 3 people totally submerged, but only 2 of them got their hair wet. How is this possible? A- 1 of them was bald. He couldn't have gotten his hair wet.

Q- What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? A- a towel.

Q- What stinks when livig=ng but smells good when dead? A-Bacon

Q- "2+2 is 4. 2-2 is 4. 2 times 2 is 4. 2 divided by 2 is 4. 2 of these 5 statements are true." Is the last statement true or false? A- neither! its a paradox. if it was true than there would be 3 true statements, which means that the last statement couldn't be true. But if it wasn't true, there would ne only 2 right statements, making the last one true, then its false, then its true. paradox's are a little confusing, so i won't post another one like this.

Q- During the Holocaust there is a Jewish man that has been kept in Germany by the Nazis, He has managed to evade nazi capture for several months while trying to get to Poland. But when he finally reaches the border between Germany and Poland, there is a huge river, with only one bridge. The bridge is under nazi control. If you are a Jew caught leaving Germany you are instantly killed. If you are coming from Poland and you have no papers, you are sent back to Poland. The bridge has one guard and he only checks the bridge every 3 minutes. The problem is izs that no matter how fast you run it takes 5 minutes to cross the bridge. The Jew could not swim across the river for the river is infested with carnivourus fish. The man thinks about his situation for a moment, and in 3 minutes time he is in Poland, free from the Nazis. How did he do it? A- he waited until the guard was away and then walked across the bridge for 2 minutes and 50 seconds. Then he turned around. When the guard saw him, it lokked like he was coming from Polnad. Ans since he had no papers, he was sent to Poland.

Q- There is this man. He leaves home and walks for 3 blocks. Then he gets tired and heads home. When he arrives there are 2 masked men waiting for him. Who are they? A- the catcher and the umpire. the man was playing baseball.

Q-How many birthdays does the average man have? A- one. you ar only born once, but when you have annual birthdays you are just celebrating it, not having it.

Q-A man who can not talk went into a general store to buy a toothbrush. There was a policy that you could only touch something once the casheir rings it up for you and give it to you. Since the man could not talk, he made a motion with his finger that looked like he was brushing his teeth. The casheir understood and rung up the tooth brush the man wanted. Then the man went home. Another man who was blind went into the store. He wanted to buy sunglasses. How could he show the casheir that he wants to buy the sunglasses without touching the sunglasses? A- he just tells her. the second man may be blind, but i never said he couldn't talk!

Q- This one is a rhyme. Look:

7 apples hanging high. 7 riders passing by. Each takes one. That leaves six. WHY??? A- one of the riders name was "Each". Each took an apple so there was only one gone, hence having six apples on the tree.

Q-A women shoots her friends husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Then she finally hangs him. She looks out the window and sees a police car. She panickes and hides the evidence. Then she goes to hide downstairs. But, later that evening, her friend and her friend's husband go to a party and have a wonderful dinner togehter. How is this possible? A- this is my favorite riddle, so i saved it for last. the women was a photographer. she "shot" her friends husband, developed the picture, and hung it up to dry. It was a gift for her friend because it was her freinds birthday. Her friend was a police women, so that's why she panicked and hid the gift because it was almost time for her friends party (that's what the gift was for). Then her friend and her friend's husband go on a date after the party. I love this riddle!

Well those are all of the riddles i know. there are some others but these are the good ones. the lame ones are all like "what am i?" and all that. The bacon one was kinda lame but i was in the mood for bacon. some were really easy but others were hard. I hope you enjoyed them because these are my favorite riddles and it took me a long time to write this!!!!