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Q: What should you do if something purple gets stuck in your drain?

A: Call a plumber.

Q: If you live in a purple house, what should you do if the lights go out?

A: Check the fuchsia box.

Q: Why did the Purple neighbors have to move out?

A: They were plum too loud and quite violet with everyone. That's why they had to mauve.

Q: If a Purple person was on the run from the police, what would you call them?

A: A fuchsiative.

Q: What do you say as you put a Purple or Blue person in jail?

A: In-ya-go! (Indigo)

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If a Buttercup is yellow,what color is a hiccup?? Burple.

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