Q: What should you do if something purple gets stuck in your drain?
A: Call a plumber.
Q: If you live in a purple house, what should you do if the lights go out?
A: Check the fuchsia box.
Q: Why did the Purple neighbors have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud and quite violet with everyone. That's why they had to mauve.
Q: If a Purple person was on the run from the police, what would you call them?
A: A fuchsiative.
Q: What do you say as you put a Purple or Blue person in jail?
A: In-ya-go! (Indigo)
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