Joke 1: If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
Answer: pilgrims.
Joke 2: Why do pilgrims' pants fall down?
Answer: because they wear their belts around their hats.
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Oh, dude, you want some papa jokes? Alright, here's one for you: Why did the dad joke go to therapy? Because it had too many puns and needed to vent! Like, seriously, my dad jokes are so bad they're good.
What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? The brick gets laid. What do you call a ginger prostitute? Orange pay as you go. In the hospital a woman had just givin birth. The doctor comes in and tells her there some good news and some bad news. So she asks "Whats the bad news?" the doctor replys "It's a ginger." Then the woman asked "So whats the good news?" The doctor says "It's dead."
Not at all, they are just crud.
Oh, dude, it's like a blondception situation. I mean, technically, it's not great to make jokes about any group of people, even if you're part of that group. But hey, if she's cool with it and it's all in good fun, who am I to judge? Just make sure the jokes aren't crossing any lines, ya know?
What room does a ghost not need? A living room! Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!