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Joke 1: If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
Answer: pilgrims.
Joke 2: Why do pilgrims' pants fall down?
Answer: because they wear their belts around their hats.
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What are some good ginger jokes?
What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? The brick gets laid. What do you call a ginger prostitute? Orange pay as you go. In the hospital a woman had just givin birth. The doctor comes in and tells her there some good news and some bad news. So she asks "Whats the bad news?" the doctor replys "It's a ginger." Then the woman asked "So whats the good news?" The doctor says "It's dead."
Are jokes about Christopher Reeve in bad taste?
Not at all, they are just crud.
Is it bad that my friend tells blond jokes and she's blond?
No not at all. It shows she has a sense of humour
Know any ghost jokes?
What room does a ghost not need? A living room! Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!
What does a turkey on Broadway mean?
A turkey is a bad or boring show. One that is so bad it will probably close soon. The term Turkey comes from Vaudville Theater, where they would put on a show every day, even on Thanksgiving. The Thanksgiving shows never included the good acts, as they were off celebrating, so you had a whole show of boring loser acts, which became known as Turkey Day Shows, or just Turkeys.
Where can one find information on bad jokes?
Information regarding bad jokes can be found on RinkWorks, Good Bad Jokes, 365 Bad Jokes, The Oatmeal, Quickmeme, Dads Bad Jokes, Cheezburger, and Angelfire.
Are jokes funny?
Jokes do not have to be funny. But if they are not funny, they are not really jokes! There are bad jokes and there are good jokes. Good jokes are better. Bad jokes can be embarrassing........It would be interesting if someone could tell us what makes something funny, but there not be an answer to that. You just have to know it when you see it, I guess!
How bad can jokes really be?
Jokes can be bad like horible jokes or they could be mean. Mean jokes can be funny, but don't over use them.
Why do people make cheesy jokes?
WHY do people make cheesy jokes?? Seriously???? The answer is pretty obvious to me---- some people are just really bad at comedy. It's as simple as that. Another reason is that some people are just stupid, and don't have a good sense of humor.
What are some good anti jokes?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Oh don't cry I know that it's a lame/bad joke but you don't have to cry! :( :D
Why are you bad at yo mama jokes?
Telling jokes depends greatly on timing. That depends on practice.
Are tuck shops bad or good?
some are good some are bad but usually bad
Who make they make they own jokes?
if someone has a good sense of humor then it is very easy to make up jokes, but if you have a very bad sense of humor then you can just say jokes and say that you made them up hoping that the other person hasn't heard that joke before.
Is Thanksgiving bad?
No Thanksgiving is not bad. Thanksgiving is about giving thanks and being graceful for what you have and spending time with your family. It's like gathering around with your famiy and eating mash potatoes and so on.
What are good Lady Gaga jokes?
Many "good" Lady Gaga jokes are too inappropriate to be listed here. However, here are some suitably appropriate ones: How do you get Lady Gaga's attention? Poke her face. Why is Lady Gaga so sad? Because she had a bad romance. How do you entertain Lady Gaga? ...Just dance. Where does Lady Gaga keep her outfits? In the fridge.
Why are there so many jokes about blondes that are bad?
Simply as a result of there being so many jokes made up!
Why is TUFF Puppy rated PG?
Not All Episodes I Think But It May Be Some For "Bum-Jokes". The "Fighting Is Minimal A.K.A. It's Not Really Fighting. Think Off It As The Good-Guys Beat The Bad-Guys.
