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It takes six Marines to screw in a lightbulb. One will be a non rate PFC he will be get lost trying to find the bulb. Another will be a Lance Corporal he is sent to find the PFC and counsel him.The third will be a Staff Sergeant... no one knows why he showed up but he did. The fourth will be an officer for safety he will drink coffee and surf the internet. The fifth will be a Corporal. He found the bulb and the two non-rates and will direct them back to the socket then he'll disappear. The sixth will be a a Sergeant who's tired of watching the spectacle and chose to do it himself.

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