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It takes six Marines to screw in a lightbulb. One will be a non rate PFC he will be get lost trying to find the bulb. Another will be a Lance Corporal he is sent to find the PFC and counsel him.The third will be a Staff Sergeant... no one knows why he showed up but he did. The fourth will be an officer for safety he will drink coffee and surf the internet. The fifth will be a Corporal. He found the bulb and the two non-rates and will direct them back to the socket then he'll disappear. The sixth will be a a Sergeant who's tired of watching the spectacle and chose to do it himself.
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How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
Define "light bulb"
Takes 6 Boxervillians to change a light bulb and there are 84 Boxervillians at a light bulb-changing party How many light bulbs can they change?
14. Apex. :)
How many years does it take to change a light bulb?
A ''light year''
How many virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to talk about how good the old bulb was.
How many potatoes does it take to change a light bulb?
You wouldn't use a potato to screw in a light bulb... if the glass in the light bulb breaks as you're removing it, you can use a potato to take the light bulb out.
How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
Define "light bulb"
How many Nazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None. You vill change zee light bulb. Ve haf vays to MAKE you change zee light bulb!
Takes 6 Boxervillians to change a light bulb and there are 84 Boxervillians at a light bulb-changing party How many light bulbs can they change?
14. Apex. :)
How many years does it take to change a light bulb?
A ''light year''
How many virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to talk about how good the old bulb was.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
They can't do it... it has to learn to change itself.One. The bulb really has to want to change.
How many hillbillies does it take to change a light bulb?
"Do hillbillies have light bulbs?"
How many potatoes does it take to change a light bulb?
You wouldn't use a potato to screw in a light bulb... if the glass in the light bulb breaks as you're removing it, you can use a potato to take the light bulb out.
How many namekians does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. One Namkeian to screw in the light bulb, the rest to die.
How many Spartans does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to figure out what a light bulb is and the other on to get the rest of the squadron.
How many Solarians does it take to change a light bulb?
1
How many samoans does it take to change a light bulb?
none
