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man who is having gas problems explains to his doctor that every time he farts it sounds like Honda.
The doctor does an examination and finds nothing wrong with the man. As a last resort he looks into the patient's mouth and finally spots the problem. "I'm sorry, you'll have to go to a dentist for your problem."
So the man goes to see his dentist. After a quick exam, the dentist announces that the man has an abscess. "No problem, I'll have you fit and without your embarrassing problem in a jiffy," says the dentist.
Sure enough, the man's problem disappears and he no longer makes farts that sound like a Honda. The next week the man calls up the dentist and thanks him for all he's done for him. But before he hangs up he asks the dentist how he knew the problem was caused by an abscess.
The dentist replies, "It's easy. Everyone knows that an abscess makes the fart go Honda.
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When set loose i fly away never so cursed as when i go astray what am i?
The answer to the riddle "When set loose I fly away, never so cursed as when I go astray" can be a few things. The most common answer is a fart. Other answers can be a balloon, a kite, or money.
Why does Oedipus go into exile?
Oedipus goes into exile for killing his father, an he also volunteered to make himself go to exile
Does rock music have dance moves?
no you just make them up as you go.
Why does john proctor make Mary warren go to court with him?
He wants her to go to court with him so she can tell danforth that abigil is a liar
How do you make dance mirrors for home studio?
You buy a mirror or go see a carpenter for one.
Do seahorses fart?
yes they get aroused and then they go out of control and fart and make bubbles in the water and make it smel REALLY BAD!!!!!!!!!! pregnancy rocks go fat people!!!!!!!!!!
Do you fart near your worst enemies?
LOL, No I dont fart around people, But if you want to make them mad Yes go ahead.
When did crazy horse go on his first hunt?
he fart out he fart out he fart out
How can you make an abscess go down on a dog?
The Vet needs to remove the tooth that"s causing it followed by antibiotics.
Four letters word that contain art make animal go away?
The only thing that I can think of that would make the animal go away is fart...
Will you go to jail if you fart on them?
no
How can you catch stantler on FireRed?
go into to the fart-fart forest in the saffron city!
What do you do after a wet fart?
You go upstairs to the toilet and check your pants for poop from the wet fart
How do you do a big fart?
go for a dump
Who is Joseph Lariviere?
go fart
Large Abscess on the roof of your mouth should you go to the ER?
You should go to a dentist.
How do you make abscess worse?
Making an abscess worse is a very risky thing and I don't believe there is any professional who would condone willingly trying to do so. If you have an abscess that doesn't go away or start to heal in a few days you should go to a doctor or hospital to have it evaluated. The typical treatments for abscesses are lancing (slicing it open to drain) or draining it with a syringe. You will also probably receive an antibiotic to prevent further or spreading infection. There are several things that tend to make an abscess worse if you are trying to get it to the point of rupturing. Keeping the affected area unclean can definitely contribute to a growing abscess, but it may also lead to a serious infection. Smoking also increases the severity of an abscess as do a variety of foods such as stronger (sharper) cheeses, fried foods, and heavily processed food.
