Well, you see, my ex boyfriend is so jealous because he has never been with another man at this point. This was his first time because I sorta roofied his drink at the last party we were at, and things got complicated and freaky. When he woke up he was insanely jealous of the size of my penis. Alarmed and distraught, he chased me down the hallway, brandishing a knife and a sewing kit, in a freak effort to attach my genitalia to his own.
And that is why my ex boyfriend is so jealous.
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