Why is luke Jones gay?

Answer 1

A scientific study done by the drag queens from Talbot St Bar has concluded that Luke Jones is, as we all knew, very gay.

Some of the facts that lead to the conclusion of Luke Jones being gay were, but not limited to:

- He still watches Hocky

- Constantly yelling out "PLAYA" in a very high pitch voice

- Hasn't been with a woman in years

- Constantly taking selfies, and posting them on Facebook

- He drives a Toyota Corolla

- Wants to get matching shirts for a rec league softball team

Again these are just some of the determining factors in why it's been confirmed that Luke Jones from Franklin Central High School in Indianapolis is gay.