Simply because of Chuck Norris.
EDIT: Nobody can hide from Chuck Norris
EDIT: Dont even bother googling Chuck Norris either.
EDIT: I heard that Waldo stole money from his boss and took his bosses wife to Vegas. He heard through the grapevine that his boss found out and was looking for him. This is why, to this day, Waldo is hiding.
EDIT: He just doesn't like people. He wants people to speculate the cause of his anti-social measure and see how many people will join the search before he is caught. Honestly though, on a scale of Anne Frank to Osama Bin Ladin, Waldo breaks the scale.
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Waldo is to the right underneath the Unfriendly Giant. His sock is striped red and white like his shirt. Look for the Waldo holding his cane a weird way with his elbow sticking out, Shoeless Waldo is above his elbow.
It's by the stairs were Waldo is dancing with the canes
Waldo (Rare) - Any Dragon Fruit, Pink Love Berries & Red Star Blossom
it is in the area behind the butt of the fake lady giant with the yellow shirt
Waldo the Tabby Nerdicat [Kitties] Pink Love Berrie, Red Star Blossom, Any Dragon Fruit.