my mums 2 fat 2 be santa :'(
santa is very fat. he weighs 375 pounds. but he can get small to get down the chimney because of magic that he has.
HUGE because he is fat..... No offence Santa
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its santas reputation to be fat
Yes
According to the stories of him, he is.
Santa, or saint Nicholas, is skinny The REAL one ^^
There was this real Santa long ago who was actually fat. He gave his money to the poor as presents. He was a good f**king man. it was based on him
santa has got too much gas inside him and he can not fart.
santa can't swim because he is too fat and for a start he ain't real!!!
she has grey hair she is really fat like santa