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Well Santa doesn't run 3 miles a day. He lives in the North Pole so it doesn't look like the ideal place to go for a run. When he eats the cookies and milk from you he gets even fatter. Mrs Claus would probably cook most of Santa's food and you don't just ship in some veggies to the North Pole.
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Is Santa your mom?
my mums 2 fat 2 be santa :'(
How fat is Santa?
santa is very fat. he weighs 375 pounds. but he can get small to get down the chimney because of magic that he has.
Who killed Anthony Fat Tone Watkins?
Santa Clause Santa Clause
How big is Santa's bath tub?
HUGE because he is fat..... No offence Santa
Why is Santa so fat in the nightmare before Christmas?
its santas reputation to be fat
Is santa jolly fat?
According to the stories of him, he is.
Was Santa Claus always fat?
Yes
Is Santa in France fat or skinny?
Santa, or saint Nicholas, is skinny The REAL one ^^
Who thought of a fat Santa?
There was this real Santa long ago who was actually fat. He gave his money to the poor as presents. He was a good f**king man. it was based on him
What does Santa Barbara look like today?
she has grey hair she is really fat like santa
Santa's Too Fat for the Chimney?
santa has got too much gas inside him and he can not fart.
Can Santa swim?
santa can't swim because he is too fat and for a start he ain't real!!!
