Why did 7 eat 9?

Answer 1

Answer:

The answer to your question is because seven became hungry and wanted something to eat, but six and eight had already been eaten by seven. So 7,8,9.

Answer:

The right question is, "Why was six afraid of seven?" And the answer would be, "Because seven eight (ate) nine!" No offense, but that's kinda old. D:<

Because you use improper grammar.

AnswerTo scare the daylights out of six.

Once upon a time, 6 was sitting in a sunny field with his friends: 7, 8, and 9. 9 was the strongest, so he was in charge. 8 was the biggest, because he was always eating. But seven had nothing special about him and 6 was beginning to think that he was better than 7, so 7 was getting nervous. To prove that 7 was better than 6, 7 had to scare 6 into place. That night, 9 fell asleep and 7 crept up to him. Then 7 ate 9! 6 couldn't believe it! He was so scared that he locked himself away for the next week and had nightmares about 7 all the time. He never challenged 7's authority again.

Did you hear about the 3 French cats that went to sea in a leaky boat ? Un Deux Trois cats sank !

because 7 thought it would be punny.

because 9 would do the same to him if things were reversed.

Because 7 is a Numberball (get it? Cannibal, Numberball! Right?)

wow that was stupid, numberball? no one would get that. and the answer to your question is: 7 did not eat 9, 9 is very much alive and well and you should not believe everything that people tell you.

Answer 2

cause you need to eat 3 square meals a day and 3^2 = 9

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Because 7 was hungry

Answer 5

because it is a zombie