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# Why did 7 eat 9?

Updated: 9/27/2023

Wiki User

12y ago

The answer to your question is because seven became hungry and wanted something to eat, but six and eight had already been eaten by seven. So 7,8,9.

The right question is, "Why was six afraid of seven?" And the answer would be, "Because seven eight (ate) nine!" No offense, but that's kinda old. D:<

Because you use improper grammar.

AnswerTo scare the daylights out of six.

Once upon a time, 6 was sitting in a sunny field with his friends: 7, 8, and 9. 9 was the strongest, so he was in charge. 8 was the biggest, because he was always eating. But seven had nothing special about him and 6 was beginning to think that he was better than 7, so 7 was getting nervous. To prove that 7 was better than 6, 7 had to scare 6 into place. That night, 9 fell asleep and 7 crept up to him. Then 7 ate 9! 6 couldn't believe it! He was so scared that he locked himself away for the next week and had nightmares about 7 all the time. He never challenged 7's authority again.

Did you hear about the 3 French cats that went to sea in a leaky boat ? Un Deux Trois cats sank !

because 7 thought it would be punny.

because 9 would do the same to him if things were reversed.

Because 7 is a Numberball (get it? Cannibal, Numberball! Right?)

wow that was stupid, numberball? no one would get that. and the answer to your question is: 7 did not eat 9, 9 is very much alive and well and you should not believe everything that people tell you.

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Jeremy Bell

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2y ago

cause you need to eat 3 square meals a day and 3^2 = 9

Daniel Marquez

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4y ago

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Anonymous

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3y ago
cool a school paper

Salif Tisdale

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2y ago

Because 7 was hungry

Anonymous

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3y ago

because it is a zombie

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