Why boys do not beat girls?

Answer 1

Boys are at a big disadvantage in any sort of competition against girls, which is why they don't beat them. Girls develop first, which means they're faster, stronger and cleverer than boys. Ever seen a boy who has the co-ordination to twirl a baton or figure-skate as well as a girl? Thought not. Also, just think how many times you've heard of a younger girl beating an older boy at a sport, then compare it to the other way round. Bet you can think of more the first way.

The other reason girls get the better of boys in sports is that every boy, when he's running or doing anything physical, gets annoyed and irritated by his penis and testicles bobbing and swinging around in his pants. Girls don't have anything like this in their knickers to get in the way - all we need is a sports bra, and we're set for sports. That's why when you see a boy steadily losing to a girl at a sport, he's always hitching at the front of his underwear. Just watch the boys versus girls Netball matches they sometimes have in high schools for charity, and see how the boys do when they have to play a sport only meant for people who don't have their bits to deal with. The boys start off nervous and quickly get embarrassed as the girls' lead grows, but by the end they're sweating, red-faced and near the point of utter exasperation. That's not just frustration over losing. They're being driven crazy by the constant bouncing around between their legs, and their opponents are running rings around them because nothing's maddening them in that way.

What I'd advise for a boy who wants to beat a girl at sports is firstly, wear the right underwear at all times - always pants, never boxer shorts, and if you can bear the embarrassment get yourself a pair of girls' lycra gym knickers (the sort with a stripe down each side). These are nice and snug and will support you better then your own pants, and no-one will know you're wearing them under your PE shorts. Secondly, and most importantly, learn to control your blushes, your breathing and your temper. When you lose a point - and you will, because don't forget, boy versus girl games are a breeze for us - just shrug it off and keep going, don't stamp your foot, sigh or tug at your underpants. If the girl playing you sees you're getting flustered, she will tease you to make it worse until she's driven you up the wall and all your confidence is gone.

Hope this helps you boys out there! Most importantly, don't give up. I've got to admit I torment boys as much as the next girl, and even back when I was nine I was making thirteen and fourteen year old boys cry by winning every time at tennis. However, I respect any boy who plucks up the courage to play a girl, especially if he doesn't give up and tries his hardest. Don't forget, we might play better than you, but we put our knickers on one leg at a time just like you do and we can lose at sports like you too. So keep trying!